Thursday, March 11, 2010

Smart Answers

Teacher: are you chew in gum?
Student: no,i m john smith

Husband: we are having mother 4 dinner 2nite.
Wyf: make sure she is well cooked:p

Father: shameful results! do u always get such low marks?
Son: no,only when i take exams;)

Guest: will these stairs take me 2 d 2nd floor?
Boy: no, you'll have 2 walk as well:)

Girl: i have changed my mind.
Boy: thank God! does new 1 works better?

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